We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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