Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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