I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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splinters make it hard to masturbate
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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