Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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