We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
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I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
These tits shall not be calmed
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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