Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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