I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
