Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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