Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
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How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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