Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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