you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
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