he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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