I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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