North Korea, Best Korea!
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
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I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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