Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
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If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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