on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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