Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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