I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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