I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
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One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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