we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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