North Korea, Best Korea!
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
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i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
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You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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