her vagine was all disorganized.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Randomize
