I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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