Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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