I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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