Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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