Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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