plz talk dirty to me
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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