you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
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I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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