I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
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Shitshow foam night was such a success
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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