ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
My vagina is very pro this idea
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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