i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
home. puking in laundry basket.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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