Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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