I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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