If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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