Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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