He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
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We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
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SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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