they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Say something about gay babies.
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The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
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Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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