we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
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Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
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New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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