Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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