yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
be right there i have to get my cape
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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