Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
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Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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