omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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