i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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