So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
His hands were made for my vagina.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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