Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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