How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
it hurts more in the daytime
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I smell like Dick and happiness
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