It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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