I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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