what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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