i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
We had to coat check the pizza.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
