Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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