He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
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Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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