We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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