he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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